If Santa were a company….Part 1….his CRM

If Santa were a company he would be the biggest company in the world. He would have the most significant distribution and CRM system known to man. His sales would be more than Walmart and most of the retailers combined. He would be a giant in the industry of childhood merriment.

Santa’s CRM would have to be the most accurate database in the world. He would need to have preferences for every child he delivered to and it would have to be constantly updated and upgraded. He would need at least 99.999999% up-time and would require several hundred full time elves just updating the thing.

So tell me…what CRM would Santa run?

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